Dildon’t

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.

Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.

by Jpack July 4, 2019

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks dildos

Ugh he's/she's such a dildo sucker

by Hairy vagina face October 16, 2019

Dildoism

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.

Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!

by Smildo December 12, 2019

Dildoqueen

A rad sex positive educator who advocates for pleasure, communication, and consent.

Yo, did you catch the new video by Dildoqueen on Pornhub? It was really interesting! I learned a lot

by Sayyouwill December 18, 2019

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020