Cunt Copter

A guy that sits on the toilet with his balls hanging in the shit water

Mikey is a douche, he is a real cunt copter

by pietieg February 2, 2018

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

eat that cooter pie

A phrase of praise for heterosexual homophobic males who like eating pussy. Meaning to eat that cat. Or to go muff diving

Eat that cooter pie Jeff!

by CCBguys November 13, 2020

conterfeit latte

a latte that italians made by pissing in a chamber pot and mixing mith the the vomit of inocent little girls

see spork
see spelunker

by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

cotter

1. Refering to the back of your hand.

1. Whore 1 - "Come on Baby... I can give you the money in a few days."
Pimp 1 - "Bitch, if you don't give me my damn money now, I'm gonna slap the shit outta you with my cotter!"

by Nephets Nivlag October 22, 2010

cooterphobia

gay afraid of vagina

Kelly has cooterphobia cause she loves penis

by ohmygod April 30, 2007

cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011