calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015

claimer

A claimer is someone who claims to like something, but really doesnt. He/she is only claiming that thing to fit in with a group of people or seem cool.

It's easy to tell if someone's a claimer by simply asking them one or two questions about the matter that any non-claimer could answer.

Preppy Girl: Hey! Oh my gosh, I love Death Cab for Cutie!
Indie Girl wearing Death Cab Shirt: Really? What's your favorite song?
Preppy Girl: Um... Soul Meets Body... I see it on T.V. sometimes.
Indie Girl: I like that too... What other songs do you like? How about Lonelily? (Lonelily is a Damien Rice song)
Preppy Girl: Yeah! I love that song too!
Indie Girl: All right...Someone only knows one song... Claimer... Bye.

by zenkei May 26, 2006

clam head

A person who will talk shit non-stop, no matter who or what is around. Like a clam, it'll open&close it's mouth non-stop.

1. " Damn yoo, Trisha's a fuckin' clam head. "

2. " Daaang, you know Ashely fucked Joe again. She's sucha fuckin' slut. Yo, She a fuckin' STD whore.. "
" Kstfu Ray. Just cus you can't get non don't mean you gotta start clam headin. "

by YouStupidMothaSuckas April 11, 2009

Clam

A sour note played by a musician.

Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008

clammy rogers

British slang for blueberry pancakes.

Get out the whimsy flims mark and scribblers and clammy rogers so we can have a jolly good time

by [e-mail] April 2, 2011

Clam Bandit

(noun) - A person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. Someone who is generally a messy bugger.

"Oh Laura, you haven't done your washing up again! You filthy Clam Bandit!...go to bed!"

by Grandad's Fist August 20, 2012