Austin Baird

The art of eating pussy on your knees

Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl

BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night

Noah: Thats sick asf

by Guccin Mane April 29, 2024

Austin

Austin is nice and can be funny but isn't the best at reading people, he likes video games a bit to much, he's great at making friends and rarely falls for someone, he sucks at giving hints and the second he truly does that girl will just NEVER feel the same about him, Austin has liked multiple girls but none have ever liked him back, Austin wants to just be happy for once.

"hey Name, so I might perchance like Name,"

"I KNEW IT"

" Does she like me back?"

"... Sorry Austin she likes Name"

"Oh..."

by Mr. Skibidi January 11, 2025

Austin

Nice cock

Hey Austin nice cock

by Holamichinocogowjds June 28, 2020

austin

Little boy who is very thiccccc and claims he is mexican. not a ladies man and has small hands.

There goes Austin again eatin oreos....

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 7, 2019

Austin

Cranks 90s and yells controller player

Ok I’m gonna crank like Austin

by Controllerplayer69 November 6, 2020

Austin The Oyster

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.

"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020

Austin Hot

Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).

After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.

by Boat skier January 5, 2022