Simply Asia

A delicious, microwavable Asian dish that is ideal for a hardy snack and quick prep time. Good for a midnight snack.

Cody: Yo dude do you want any food?
Dan: Yeah do you have any Simply Asia?
Ben: I want some Simply Asia too, can you make me some?
Cody: Fuck you guys, I wanted it for myself and there's just one left!

by Shotass December 13, 2009

Super-Asian

A combination of a gentleman and the lone wolf, this motherfucker grew up like any other Asian male. Harassed and belittled throughout middle and high school, he got sick of being picked on and hit level 9000. Shunning everything that society tried to mold him into, he went on a path to discover himself and attain “super sayian”. Nowadays, this super-asian is well connected in society, in good shape, a leader of his own pack, and a jack of all trades. Currently on the prowl for a mate, so you better watch out!

Girl 1: Did you see that super-asian in the back of the room?

Girl 2: There’s something charming and mysterious about him, I think I’ll ask him out.

by Gytu February 10, 2014

South Asian Spice Trader

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.

Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!

by JMSNyo July 12, 2016

D'Asia

D'Asia is a very uncommon name, she is very pretty but doesn't see it she has a low self esteem but everyone reminds her how beautiful she is. She is boy obsessed and thinks everyone likes her. D'Asia is not afraid to expose she just tries not too. She is misunderstood most times but DONT LET HER FOOL YOUUU!! She is a awesome person an she doesn't get much credit and she is dirty minded and is a lil slut lmao but get you a D'Asia❤️

D'Asia's boy best friend: D'Asia is the best he my little cry baby crackhead I love her so much get you a D'Asia❤️
D'Asia's boyfriend: I love my little cry baby😍

by D'Asia - mhs September 9, 2022

donut and banger asile

the asile with all the snacks and when your really fucking high you just want all the donuts and snacks..

Witz: Dude the donut and banger asile is lookin pretty fucking good right now.
Frank: I feel you on that man.

by DAT PIFF SET January 14, 2010

Deep Slow Asian

A Real Nigga

All Deep Slow Asians have a large penis.
The Migos are Deep Slow Asians.

by RickyRetardo123 June 15, 2018

asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.

Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.

by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007