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Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church
by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024
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Father

Its a thing that most people these days have
What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK
by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023
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When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 23, 2025
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fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.
Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!
by richravens900 June 19, 2022
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Father figure

If one dislikes Stranger Things the automatically lack a father figure
She doesn’t like Stranger Things?! She has no father figure, no friends and definitely no bitches
by Lawordsoflawisdom5000 August 22, 2022
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Father fundy

father fundy is used to define the ownership of a child. Father fundy has 5 children. It is cannon
Father fundy adopted me! Now I call him father fundy!! Pog!
by Simping for my bestie June 2, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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