May 5

Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤

Confessing your feelings on may 5

by May 5 May 4, 2022

May 5

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 4, 2022

May 5

May 5th is national send an ass pic day

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better

by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022

5 Dollars

When a dude doesn't give you his five dollars that he owe you

Dude 1: hey uhh you kinda ow me 5 dollars

Dude2: uhh no I don't

Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do

Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho

by Wtf is a pseudonym lmfao January 4, 2022

November 5

November 5 is international hamhams day.

Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.

by sendmeabootypic November 5, 2022

BT-5

A cavalry tank, used by the Soviet Union from 1933 to 1941. Armed with a 45mm gun, and up to 13mm in armour.

Can you name any Soviet tanks?

I know the BT-5

by Glamrock Chica November 26, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022