Definitions by JimmyT

Baked Potato 

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

Baked Potato by JimmyT March 13, 2015

5 oclock shadow 

When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.

When a man sitting on a toilet after takin a crap wipes his ass from back to front. And without realizing it brushes his soiled tissue under the tip of his penis. As his partner later on unzips and strips him, he or she, while looking at his unit straight in the eye, notices a 5 oclock shadow.

5 oclock shadow by JimmyT October 16, 2005