Mark Zuckerberg

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I am Mark Zuckerberg

by Bartz111 April 13, 2018

Zuckerberging

To freak out in an interview when girls are mentioned.

Acting weird or awkward at the mention of women.

Dude john was totally zuckerberging when his mom asked him about his girlfriend

by PG96 December 29, 2011

zuckerberging

The act of talking so incredibly fast as to not have any understandable words in your sentence or to be able to ruin most of the dialogue scenes in The Social Network

Woah slow down man your completely zuckerberging too fast

by notfriendsonfacebook March 5, 2011

Zuckerbergitry

To describe satirical bigotry one would use towards or in relation to the Reptilian Overlord and Facebook Father.

"You can't faze me with your zuckerbergitry! Zuckerberg is Love! Zuckerberg is Life!"

by catslaughter August 15, 2018

zuckerberg

1. A state of an online resource in which it gets so caught up in nonsense rules and mischevious algorithms that is no longer possible to use.

2. An analog of "zugzwang" for social media.

I liked that website at first, but after a few months it went in total zuckerberg.

by Liu-timo December 15, 2018

zuckerberg

(verb) to delete social media posts because the content doesn't align with the beliefs, values or political leanings of, or they offend, those operating the platform.

(past-tense) zuckerberged - the act of having your social media comments deleted

Mary didn't agree with Ed's post about abortion; she decided to zuckerberg his comments.

by TBone0520 September 3, 2020

zuckerberg

Lie or manipulate someone in order to gain power, money or influence.

He zuckerberged us to support his stupid art project.

by anonymous September 10, 2020