Zooted

High as shitballs

Man im zooted from that GAS

by IndianPotato February 20, 2022

Zooged

When you are high and eat a whopper

ian are you trying to get Zooged tonight?

by Lunarski February 12, 2023

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine February 2, 2012

Zoomed

Zoomed is the literal form of dead tired of online meetings! You’re just burnt out on video conferences! Back to back to back, video calls, everyone wants to meet virtually and now your zoomed!

Thanks social distancing!

Klara was going going to attend the zoom call with her colleges. But she’s zoomed!

Are you going to join the video call today, no man I’m zoomed!

by World traveler! April 27, 2020

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 2, 2003

Zoomed

Slang for when someone mistreats or disrespects you.

“She told me she only loved me for my money man, she zoomed me.”

by Devvywevvy November 25, 2018