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New Year's Day

The day that people realize that all the drinking and partying they did the night prior to (as in New Year's Eve) was worthless, because, in reality, it means nothing. The day of New Year's Eve is exactly the same as New Year's Day. It is also often used for people living crap lives to say all the things they are going to do "this new year", none of which they really will do, that end up being almost identical to last year's.
The only true difference between New Year's Day and the day of New Year's Eve, is that when writing the date, you must change one, or more (depending on what year it changed to) digits in the year category. When in school this becomes a nuisance when teachers deduct points due to writing the wrong date.
Before New Year's Day: "Dude I can't wait for New Year's, but for now, let's just get shit-faced!"

On New Year's Day: "Today is just like yesterday, except it's four degrees colder, and my head hurts like a bitch."
by Stevo-K December 31, 2008
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1000 Years of Pain

When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.
I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.
by Ode Kesef April 1, 2009
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13 year old girl

maybe the scariest form of human you’ll encounter.
adult: why are you so fuckin depressed

13 year old girl: simply because i’m 13 and life sucks
by iheartdickbutimmafeminist March 9, 2018
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14 Year Old

Me
by ChoKa LoKaq May 2, 2021
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New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.
Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.
by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009
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8 year old

A child who watches Minecraft videos and is obsessed with playing Roblox. They enjoy eating sandwiches and doritos. They will constantly rage and flip out if they lose a match in a game.
Kevin, you are being such an 8 year old.
by sodapop. February 11, 2021
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Year 8

Kids at the age of 12-13 who are in their second year of secondary school.

Year 8 is where you will find all the chavs and roadmen.
Year 8's tend to muck about in lesson, gob off to older years and disrespect teachers. They think they are cool just because they are not the youngest anymore. But in the end, they just get laughed at by older years.
They also walk round school in massive groups and walk very slowly in the corridors. You're screwed if you encounter a group of year 8's in the school corridors, as you can't ask them to move because they will instantly start on you
Example 1:
*A bunch of year 8's walking down the corridor*
Year 10 girl: Can i get past pls?
Year 8: U WOT M8
Example 2:
Year 8: Ay, little kid. Did you hear about the clown that was in the school?
Year 7: There was a clown in this school?! Sick! Ima go tell all my m8s *Year 7 runs off*
Year 8: Lmao dumbass year 7's will believe anything
Example 3:
Year 8#1: Awh m8 year 8's gunna be sickk
Year8#2: Yeh we can finally do whatever we want since we're not the babies anymore!!
by CJP0133 July 28, 2017
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