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Jack Wright

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The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"

Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004
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Wrightworth

Arguably the best and most canon ship in a game called Ace Attorney.

The ship is the main character, Phoenix Wright, x Miles Edgeworth, the main character’s rival and childhood friend.

This ship is also known as Narumitsu.
Person 1: Hey, what’s your favorite ship in Ace Attorney?
Person 2: I’d have to say.. Narumitsu.
Person 1: Narumitsu..? Oh, Wrightworth, right.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It’s my favorite ship, too.
by Hey look, it’s Pory! February 10, 2018
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dylan wright

A person with black hair and is a friend to all. He looks like an ape's asshole but is still a rad guy to party with.
"yo dog you hear about dylan wright, he got the shit raped out of him last night.'
by GandalfTheBlack February 11, 2014
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James Wright

James is a pure legend that will do anything for any amount of money. He's ugly af but can somehow get girls, you're impressed but you won't admit it.
James Wright just dry humped a church for a packet of mints, pure mental . being defined as pure brilliance is an under statement
by Manky Mandy January 16, 2020
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Angus Wright

A word to describe something or someone that is past the point of no return - basically, the cunts fucked.

Average in every way, these unique people are most commonly of incredibly wealthy breed and inhabit the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. Usually found looking up Oasis riffs and generally just being a fag. These strange species of Australian mammal do not breed as they have no suitable mate who would touch them with a 10ft pole. This species could well be homosexual, but it's sexuality is still unknown.
Oi cuz don't you reckon that cunt's a bit of an Angus Wright?

Yeh mate, totally average and unfortunately gay..
by sperma toadle September 1, 2010
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Wrighty

Chuckin' a wrighty.

A person who never replies to text messages or answers his phone even if they have their phone on them.

They will even go to the point of looking at the text message and just not replying.

This is due to a lack of both technological and social skills.
Boy: "Dude, I text you four times yesterday! Are you coming or what?"

Wrighty-doer: "Oh, sorry man. I got your text just didn't reply."

Boy: "I'm sick of you chuckin' a wrighty."
by bedeman June 3, 2011
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jessica wright

An amazing woman that provides for her children, herself, and others. She's beautiful and married to Junior (so back off) ! !
by GirrafeGal December 3, 2016
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