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Woodpecking 

Synonym for a Blow-job.
A dick is referred to as 'wood' and 'pecking' is kissing.
I got such a great woodpecking from that beautiful woman last night, it was crazy.

woodpecker 

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all
woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it
woodpecker by Xeries July 20, 2024

Woodpecker lips

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!
Woodpecker lips by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

The Woodpecker 

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker
I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio
The Woodpecker by TheTrojan April 3, 2020

Angry woodpecker

When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.
Man i was fuckin this chick in the woods and she asked me for an angry woodpecker.
Angry woodpecker by Trebleflag September 1, 2020

Woody Woodpecker 

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched
Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!
Woody Woodpecker by LoonStock June 28, 2023