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Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.
Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.
by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015
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Black Widow

A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.
Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!

Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!

Tom: What's a black widow?

Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.
by smcouvillion May 15, 2020
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facebook widow

a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
by karbyn October 1, 2007
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White Widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.
1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."
by Jessica January 14, 2005
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Xbox Widow

a girlfriend or wife who is denied sex because of video gaming addiction
I've become a Xbox Widow because I offered David head, sex or even ass sex and he refused sex with me because he was gaming to many times to count and I need some sex badly.
by sir_twisted_hick January 7, 2010
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surf widow

A girlfriend/wife that spends endless hours on the beach watching her boyfriend/husband surf. He usually brings up the idea of "going to the beach," implying time together in the sun, and before she knows it, she's sitting on the beach by herself. Many are located in Southern California, Hawaii, and Florida.
Kate: Is Julie coming to the mall with us?
Beth: No, she's at the beach shooting video of Keith surfing so that he can send it to a surfware company and hopefully get sponsored. She's a total surf widow.
by AceAudi August 20, 2008
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Game widow

A game widow is someone whose significant other is obsessed with gaming. They will sit alone night after night to the sounds of ghouls, guns and screeching tires, while their significant other continues to build the calluses on their fingers. The game widow will have numerous gaming machines to dust and clean all the while, she/ he is wondering what they can do to break them so they can have their significant other back in their lives.
A game widow is a person whose significant other plays games 24 hours a day or at least what seems like 24 hours a day.
by sillypeigal February 4, 2010
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