Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?
Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis
Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020
Get the Dick Wheel mug.The act of driving a vehicle with hydraulics or sometimes airbags/struts on three wheels. This is performed by locking up the entire vehicle then dumping the cylinder caddy corner to the wheel you want to lift off the ground. Usually done when turning a corner or driving in a circle causing the weight of the vehicle to be shifted to the rear, allowing the front wheel to lift off the ground. Not to be confused with the standing 3 wheel, which is when a car is able to 3 wheel without turning or being in motion. A more advanced hydraulic setup and installation is required to accomplish this.
I love to hit 3 wheel motion when im turning left at a big intersection. People really trip out, and the hynas love it.
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Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.
Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?
Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.
Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?
Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.
Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.
Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?
Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.
by DevanRueben June 12, 2013
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Get the wheel up mug.A person who hangs out with two other people. The two other people are closer to each other than the "Third Wheel". People generally feel awkward when the third wheel mentions how much it sucks to be the first wheel (They actually normally get mad).
by IAmTheThirdWheel April 20, 2015
Get the Third Wheel mug.infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.
by Corn Flake November 11, 2008
Get the Willy on Wheels mug.Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.
Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.
Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)
In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.
Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)
There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.
Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)
In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.
Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)
There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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