Whiffen

An asexual roll of fat that resembles Jaba the Hutt. He's a hardass that never leaves his desk, even to hand out papers. When he walks, the floor shakes. He spends every saturday morning watching the dog show, and hates poodles.

He can annihilate a McDonald's cheeseburger in two bites, and he breathes in the fries like stray spores.

Legend says he eats his enemies.

Goddamn, I never see Whiffen outside of his car! Always through the drive-through at McDonalds!

by heyi'mastudent May 18, 2009

waffelz

Something thats entirely better than waffles. WAAY better. especially the way its spelled =o.

"who wants waffles?"
"I dont want waffles, I want waffelz!"
"....wut?"
"i want WAFFELZ, NAWT WAFFLES."
"....ok then..."

by pain_of_hero October 22, 2008

whiffen

attention whore, someone who needs the rep of being a slut to get through the day, loves sexual activity.

she hooked up with him?! she is such a whiffen.

by crazydonkey222 October 21, 2010

Waffer

Pronounced WA-FFER.

Waffer is a rare word. It can be used in any single sentence and would be perfectly acceptable. It can be both insultive and it could also be complimentary.

1. That guy is a complete Waffer.

2. You was a Waffer in moving for that Gal.

3. Lets get it on you Waffer.

by TheMackAttack!123 October 7, 2008

whiffer

a smelly person

god that girl stinks, wot a whiffer

by lisa February 4, 2004

whiffer

When a guy has ejaculated so often, that all the comes out when he cums is air.

After that Viagra fueled weekend with those two hookers, I ended the weekend by pulling a whiffer

by empty_pants April 12, 2009

whiffed

when an air bubble travels up the shaft of your penis

Awe dude i totally just whiffed myself.

by klepto614 December 16, 2010