warden

a girlfriend or boyfriend who regularly hacks into your email and reads it without your knowledge.

Damn, that boy is a total Warden. He's been reading my gmail for months. DTMFA.

by lilajane May 16, 2008

wadded

To have lots of money.

"Remember Gary from school? He's got a lexus and a massive house now, he's totally wadded!"

by chickybiker January 11, 2009

Gash warmed up in the microwave

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.

Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

by Stevie A May 25, 2008

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003

warped tour

it was simply amazing this year, as i was introduced to many kickass bands that i had seen on purevolume.com go to that site if you want to see the best bands out there that arent sellouts yet

top 10 bands: Straylight Run (10), The Early November, Green Day, Autopilot Off, Matchbook Romance, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Underoath, Streetlight Manifesto, Taking Back Sunday (1)

by mychemromance008 January 5, 2005

warped

1. something that is so insanely cool
2. unbelieveable

Girl: Man, I JUST got tickets to go see George Lopez!
Boy: You know what sh** is warped
Girl: Werd

by Flaca January 16, 2006

wadded

The feeling of having undergarments shoved slowly up your ass crack, as a result of over-reacting before understanding the whole situation. The state you are in when you have “panties in a wad”.

Rob: I spoke with Jim today and we all need to re-write our job description and then re-apply for our own positions.

Michael: What the fuck! Did you hear this, Jason?

Jason: Michael, you need to relax. You know this isn’t what Jim even meant. You are super wadded right now.

by crazycat8 August 15, 2016