Smokey Wallace

When a person has a hole in their neck, placed there because of years of smoking, and another person has sex with that hole.

"I was giving your mom a Smokey Wallace and she couldn't breath"

by NIck Wallace February 4, 2007

william wallace

Ahh...William Wallace.Considering how oppressive those bloody English are,we probably would be making kippers for them,had it not been for this Bravehaerted man,who sacrificed many things,including his life.So everytime you take a breath,thank William Wallace for being his own Scottish rebel self.

The real question is,did Mel Gibson wear underwear under that kilt?

-A moment of silence for William Wallace....
DRINK!

by meow7 August 19, 2006

wallaced

1)to get extremely drunk

2)someone being sloppy

"damn were gonna get so wallaced tonight"

"did you see that girl the other night? she was super wallaced all over me"

by bettycrockaballablocka April 28, 2008

cornhole wallace

cornhole wallace said wich is pertaining to any binary means which of pertains to any masticular insertion of the the fist into said rectum(slang ) for punch u in the butthole

my fist is getting a boner and im feeling aroused so im feeling the urge to come fist pump your butthole and give you a cornhole wallace.

by mudbucket December 16, 2011

Walljack

The act of two people 'hijacking' a mutual friend's facebook wall by having a conversation there where the the mutual friend doesn't participate.

(Katie and Steph Walljacked Dave's wall:)

Steph: Oh hi Dave!
Katie: Oh hi Steph, it's Katie!
Steph: Hi Katie! Isn't it fun to write on Dave's wall?
Katie: It sure is, did I tell you Dave likes our picture?
Steph: You did, yes -- so funny!
Katie: So I'll see you in a few weeks?
Steph: Yes, great!

by wombatfan September 30, 2009

Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

by wparker October 3, 2019

pine wallace

Mythical creature of the northern sierra Nevada mountains usually associated with visions that come to an individual after incomprehensible drunkenness has been achieved.

Dude I was so hammered last night I saw a pine Wallace.

by sampy jabofa October 3, 2013