When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...
by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009
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Dude 1: Dude pull over, I have to pee.
Dude 2: Didn't you go before we left? Check in the back of the van to see if there's a bottle for you to pee in.
Dude 1: Nawh can't find it...ugh...I have to...go...NOWWWW!!!! UWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
*pees from the back seat all the way to the front seat windshield*
Dude 2: Dude WTF?! how did you do that?
Dude 1: I just had a uringasm and it felt great!
Dude 2: That was awesome, I'm really pissed off that you did that but still impressed!
Dude 2: Didn't you go before we left? Check in the back of the van to see if there's a bottle for you to pee in.
Dude 1: Nawh can't find it...ugh...I have to...go...NOWWWW!!!! UWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
*pees from the back seat all the way to the front seat windshield*
Dude 2: Dude WTF?! how did you do that?
Dude 1: I just had a uringasm and it felt great!
Dude 2: That was awesome, I'm really pissed off that you did that but still impressed!
by RinSu The Void December 24, 2011
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An advocate of or believer in both nationalism and golden showers.
*See also: Donald Trump, watersports, golden shower
*See also: Donald Trump, watersports, golden shower
by +ApN+ January 17, 2017
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Get the Urinal-Punch mug.Someone who constantly has to urinate and speaks in a german-like tone of voice similar to Arnold.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.
"I Must Urin-ate..I'll be back", Dude, you are the Urinator!, you pee constantly and talk like Arnold in the movie The Terminator.
by Goatoghillgary December 22, 2016
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by Brian Walking July 24, 2006
Get the donation to the urination station mug.The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.
Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.
Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".
Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.
Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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