Unger

Creepy, senile, fertile old man who talks like a parrot, has uneven teeth, and teaches History at Rocky Hill School

Unger is a crazy fascist bastard.

by Fizz June 1, 2004

Urber

Some that's epic, or super

I will Urber pwn you

by FFFDDDEEE June 18, 2011

Urgent Pirate

When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.

That Urgent Pirate just stabbed your nasty-ass mom in the butt!

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Urber

People living in the City, opposite of villager
An veteran, opposite of noob

Jack Kerouac created word in “The Dharma Bums”.
Fm the etyma of Urb.
You must be a noob, Salamence is an urber.

by g00se7 August 18, 2011

urgent tug

Short, sharp male masturbation performed under time pressure. Often at risk of being caught/interrupted

The wife went to the shop, time for an urgent tug!

by Gurusi May 4, 2015

Urgent Bum

When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

"Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum."

by Pooisa October 16, 2017

urgency

Something Aussies don't comprehend.

Man in taxi: I need to be there by 8 o'clock with urgency and it's 7:55 now. Can you go as quickly as you can?
Melbourne Taxi driver: Ah, we'll be right. No worries.
(Taxi driver misses every light in the next kilometre by going 40kph)

by The Phantom Lexi September 18, 2017