Touching Twos

When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.

I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.

by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008

at twos and threes

In a troubling or worrisome situation.

"The world's at twos and threes!"

by GeneB January 18, 2004

Shit Twigs

Dried shit encrusted around the pubic hair of an obese women. This is caused by her being unable to wipe her ass conventionally due to being unable to reach around the buttock. Hence she is forced to go between her legs and wipe forward, bring shit into the pubic hair that later dries.

Did you see the shit twigs that the fat chick had?

by A-ROD January 12, 2005

trogs

A group of youths who have extremeist views, can be violent and psychotic. The word derives from the word trogoldyte which describes a cave-dweller or cave-man.

First seen in the film "Bang, Bang, You're Dead".

"Look at them over there, they are such trogs"

by Rastnim June 11, 2006

Twosome

A word an idiot (who doesn't know what the word 'sex' is) uses to describe intercourse between two people.

Jake: I just had a twosome with Jessica last night

Mark: wtf is a twosome

by The Gacha Unicorn vlogs September 6, 2019

Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.

Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.

by callinghome November 2, 2004

twogether

Couple that doesnt' believe in "soul mates" or the traditional relationship, but they want to be known as one. They are know as being twogether .

Did you know Bob and Carol are twogether?

by Da Capt May 29, 2009