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Turd Trampoline

A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.
Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.
by 123bdk March 29, 2021
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Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.
We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline
by PURGATWINKIE May 13, 2023
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squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
by nrcraddo October 12, 2017
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Trampoline

When you're prairie doggin' it and the shit hits you're underwear and you pull it back in.
Guy #1: Where is the bathroom?

Guy #2: I don't know dude, why?

Guy #1: Because i am about to trampoline it!
by mmalifestyle August 16, 2012
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Trampoline

A bitch that wont stop trying to steal yo man. She keeps bouncing (flirting) on him
Eww, Katie is such a trampoline and should die!
by Mrflickxox April 8, 2016
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trampoline

It is slang for a girl or hoochie who likes to sleep around with many partners. She is known as a tramp and also used and bounced on much like a trampoline you buy at the store.
(sentence): "I'm feeling horney... lets go to club and find us some trampolines."

(example): Christina Aguilera, and probably your girlfriend!!
by LiL GINA February 22, 2004
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tramplant

A tramplant, is a trampoline transplant. The exchanging or replacement of your trampoline
Man, I sure can't wait for my tramplant!
by Sexualbillboard March 29, 2017
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