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egg wrap

1. A deathly sulphorous fart.

*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
aw man, egg wrap right there.
who wrapped the egg?
that is a fuckin egg wrap.
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spotify wrapped

a list of top songs and artists virgins like to post
to their social media to think they are cool, but secretly they lack attention and keep dead bodies in their basement.
yo cuz, u check yo spotify wrapped yet? nah man, I am busy fucking yo mom
by CB#5 December 1, 2021
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Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.
Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.
by Izaacus July 5, 2018
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Gangsta Wrapping

Gangsta wrapping is a subgenre of gift-wrapping, where you act all hard while wrapping gifts, mostly because you're pissed that you have to wrap them.
You just finished your Christmas shopping and realize you have to wrap them all. Fuck.

You end up gangsta wrapping: drinking hard, uttering profanities, making references to your Christmas Ho ho ho's, and listening to NWA or Ice T while wrapping all those motherf*ckin' gifts.
by iansync December 27, 2011
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Danish Wrap

When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.
Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...

Dude your sick!
by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010
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Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."
by el_chacal September 27, 2011
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gunt wrap

A full-bodied gunt (female 'front butt') that, lacking room for further expansion on the woman's front side, begins to spread through the hips and continue toward the back.
Not only does she have a textbook gunt, it's becoming a gunt wrap
by ezemofo January 10, 2010
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