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Texter's thumb

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.
"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."
by JaxinsWords January 7, 2010
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texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.
Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.
by Nick November 16, 2003
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teneen

Arabic: Teneen
Translation in English: Dragon
A dragon is a huge, winged lizard capable of exhaling a stream of fire. Only a few dozen of these ancient creatures exist, but they have long life spans and are very difficult to kill.
by Akram January 13, 2005
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textertain

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010
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creepy tepee

A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner.
No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.
by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008
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Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"
Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.
by AnitaTT December 6, 2011
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Get my TEEEEJ on!

To openly admit, you will be involved in sexual activities, paid heavily for something, or spend a huge amount of money immediately afterwards you say this phrase!
Thomas: Hey Nikko, what are you and Diana doing tonight?
Nikko: I'm taking her to my place, and I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!!!!

Warren: Sweet, next week we're getting paid then I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!
by pnoy03balla June 10, 2011
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