Tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar in his final god tier form, the best anime waifu according to the Pope, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and even God himself.

A disguise so beautiful even German Guards will get boners to it, it’s so utterly powerful it could destroy universes

Joseph Joestar: -becomes Tequila Joseph-

Me: well fuck now I’m gay

by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021

Tequila Tears

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011

Tequila burn

The result of drinking too many margaritas, and your face appears as though it is sunburnt.

Bro, you have rowdy tequila burn! Slow down on that margarita.

by Mad alcohol scientist January 26, 2014

tila tequila

A girl who associates herself wiith black rappers and hiphop artists to try to become more well known and famous but has been seen dating only white men. Tila is sending out many misconceptions about asian women. Most high class, respectable asian women prefer asian men, white western american men, or european men. all of my girlfriends who are asian have never dated a black man, and they say its just natural knowledge in their culture. They also look down on people who sell a "slutty" image and see it as disgraceful. If you are asian or you have a close friend who is a classic asian woman, you already know this is true.

The 4 foot 11 girl, Tila Tequila, is a disgrace to all asian women.

by truthseeker00 March 28, 2008

Tila Tequila

An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.

Did you see Tila Tequila kiss that girl.

by QTGyal February 18, 2009

Tequila Mudslide

Tequila Mudslide -- This is when you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and give her a "dirty sanchez" then piss on her face to wash the shit off of her lip.

Tequila - b/c tequila looks like piss and mudslide b/c the piss streaming down her face will be full of shit.

I was in Mexico fucking this chick in the ass and I gave her Tequila Mudslide.

by Darin/Ryan November 27, 2006

tequila sunrise

The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.

I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.

by The Original J. Martin May 27, 2007