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TENTACLE

The male sexual organ, formally as penis
by Alfred Cornelius August 22, 2023
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Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Queen of Tentacles

A multi-faceted person who can handle a bajillion moving parts, project, pieces. Almost a tarot card.
by Love Jade May 20, 2021
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SKY TENTACLES

Appearance. The Sky Tentacles depict four large, jet-black tentacles coming out of what appears to be a rift in the sky. The tentacles themselves are of varying lengths and resemble the legs of a spider, specifically a tarantula due to having many dark hairs or possibly spikes covering them.
by vaccineisherewoohooo February 2, 2021
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Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019
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De-tentacle

To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari
Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living
by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016
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