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T-Shirt Bod 

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!

T Shirt Tuck 

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
T Shirt Tuck by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019

T-shirt Hoe

A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.
"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
T-shirt Hoe by anonymous December 1, 2020

T-Shirt activity 

T-Shirt activity is when a player is being guarded in a sport and makes the defense look foolish like Dunkin on them or shooting on them
Lebron had his nuts in that on played face lebron showing straight T-shirt activity
T-Shirt activity by TokyoXkhan June 11, 2022

T-shirt volunteer 

T-shirt Volunteer Firefighter (noun, slang):
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the firethe rest are just T-shirt volunteers.

Sky Land T-shirt 

Sky Land T-shirt - cheap T-shirts you can

Buy from your local corner store / Arab store .... also see Gemrock and Anvil

They are cheaper than your Fruit of the Loom or Hanes
Leroy : hey Johnny I'm going to the corner

Store you want anything ?

Johnny : yeah bring me back a white Sky Land T-shirt in 2 XL and Bic Lighter .
Sky Land T-shirt by Blu_leef March 19, 2023