Definitions by Anonymous900000000000000
T-Shirt Bod
A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
T-Shirt Bod by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019
sausage koozie
Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.
Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
sausage koozie by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016
Tasty Garden
Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)
Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.
Tasty Garden by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016