Perfect Serpent

To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.

"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"

by Pillard September 21, 2008

slerp

to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow

Look, he's slerping again!

by slerper November 9, 2010

Skerp

When Skype is derping it's called Skerp and it's skerping.

Hey Dallan, why u no writin' back on Skype?!

......... 12 hours later ..........

Wtf, 859 messages just popped up on Skerp.

by Leijoninnan July 25, 2011

Snerp

A Sneeze and a burp occurring at the same time.

"Did you just Snerp, Simon?

by Aria51 June 6, 2019

Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

snerph

Noun: Confusion of the brain's synapses.
Verb: Used when confused about what word to use as a verb.
Adj: Describes something thoughtlessly.
Adv: Expresses more confusion when using a verb.

I.E.
Noun: "Your snerph had you at a loss for words."

Verb: "You totally just snerphed that sentence up."

Adj: "Is that one of those snerph back whales?"

Adv: "The turtle may move snerphly at the speed of light."

by JosuDil April 19, 2011

Serpaco Hipster

A Hipster who has gone so far down the rabbit hole he/she can't tell if they are being ironic anymore.

Defined by the Gentlemen Scumbags podcasts hosts Mike Burns, Mike Bridenstine and guest Kyle Kinane.

That Serpaco Hipster can't tell if he likes wearing those cartoon sunglasses and doing the chaleston, but he's in too deep to stop.

Gary's gone Serpaco Hipster on us, he's trying to bring back oversized dumbells and full body bathing suits.

by EgoManiacs February 15, 2012