Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

swangler

Someone who touches kids.

Wow! That Jeffery Epstein guy is sure a swangler.

by hjog February 7, 2024

Shangled

When you are extremely shocked by something or someone in a situation to a point your outh opens wide like SCP-096

"Bro John's Cock shape has me shangled"

by John Warhammer May 28, 2024

Swaggled

swaggled is a flexible adjective that can mean something is either cooked (messed up, wild, off) or good (impressive, cool, fire)—kind of like how “bad” can sometimes mean “good” depending on the context.

This test is swaggled bro

That fit is swaggled!

by Callmeryeguy February 19, 2025

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023