Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!
What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!
What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!
by Kat 6 August 5, 2009
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Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"
by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020
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"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking?"
by maggielivesindenver January 10, 2009
Get the Myspace Stalking mug.When a skallywag is sexting more than one gentleman at once. It's a play on the term "Mobile Banking."
by Da Quizzler October 10, 2011
Get the Mobile Skanking mug.The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.
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by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019
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"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
by KayYo21 March 21, 2020
Get the Social 'Dick'stancing mug.This was a common Marine Corps Drill Instructor phrase that could be used in a sarcaatic context and but also has meaning within the context of a bonafide compliment.
In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.
In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.
In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.
In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.
Sarcastic usage: Young man has to go to her father and explain that she is pregnant and you are the father. His first words: "Out-fucking-standing! Want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?" In this context the delivery is slow with deliberate accent heavily on the "out," the "fuck," and the "stand." There is also a slight pause between each syllable.
In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"
In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"
by WinningAttitude March 18, 2007
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