squaddledongum

a term referring to an Irish man spilling his beer and cursing another Irish man 3 years of bad beer.

Ahh ya spilled me beer ya wee fucka, squaddledongum on ya reachid arse

by Kdizzle1345 March 12, 2017

Scrandled

The state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana.

"Damn Kyle, that weed was good as hell.
Hell yeah pierre! I'm fucking scrandled!"

by RonCorCJ July 31, 2017

Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018

chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

Stranded

when you are alone

Oh no I’m stranded

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020