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The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010
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Smolt

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.
Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.
by Martizzle May 27, 2006
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Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

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The ring created by two rolls of fat on a hairy males stomach causing a thick ring of belly pubes.
Example. Look at that fat fuckers stoat belt.
by Stacey von fluff July 26, 2014
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Stolevrusny

A description of once-great athletes that have devolved into a shell of their formal selves, imbibing in self-harm and substance abuse, leading them to make other lifestyle decisions and speaking gibberish that causes even their formerly-biggest fans to disregard their influence completely.
My buddy “Boy, Jim McMahon has really gone off the rails, huh?”

Me: “Yeah, just another awful Stolevrusny story”
by Dr. Gibberish December 2, 2022
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sandrian soltænder

Sandrian is the best priest ever! He is Strong, smart, funny, badass and honorable. He may have a little crush on a witch... But that's not important, because he Will be one of the two next barons of Svarkstad, meybe the next Ragil-pope, he is a friend of the arch-druids, paladin is Eron Evigflamme and by the way, he is one of the Kings og Roul-assin. Do Yeah, HE IS PROBABLY COOLER THAN YOUR PRIEST!
Ex:

"Ehm mister Sandrian Soltænder?"

"Yes?"

"What Will you give me for writing a song about you and your Adventures?"

"Hmm... Nothing, but write it anyway!"

"Yes my lord, yes my lord!"
by sandrian Soltænder November 13, 2020
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Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.
Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!
by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009
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