Stolevrusny

A description of once-great athletes that have devolved into a shell of their formal selves, imbibing in self-harm and substance abuse, leading them to make other lifestyle decisions and speaking gibberish that causes even their formerly-biggest fans to disregard their influence completely.

My buddy “Boy, Jim McMahon has really gone off the rails, huh?”

Me: “Yeah, just another awful Stolevrusny story”