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Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA

Phrase coined by bitches who recently went through a bad breakup with cute "labradoodle personality" type of guys but acting like they fine af. Promise they aint capable of feeling SHIT, Heart EMPTY, Head EMPTY , NO feelings,STATUE LIKE, just straight up DONE with men and the ex.
Girl1: I saw Jay-Jay and his new gf today but I dont know whether I should spill the tea

Girl2: Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA
by yourflowergirl August 26, 2021
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MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
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Devvo'stated

To be Devvo'stated, A state of devvo(ness), also, Devvo'd
To be in a state of mind similar to that of fat-pie.com star - Devvo

Oh m8, I was fuckin... an I... uh... fuckin... m8, I'm fuckin... ... Devvo'stated... ugh...!

That poor bugga' was in the most frightful state of Devvoness

Woa, he looks well Devvo'
Oh' m8, I was fuckin... an I... uh... fuckin... m8, I'm fuckin... ... Devvo'stated... ugh...!

That poor bugga' was in the most frightful state of Devvoness

Woa, he looks well Devvo'd
by Buck April 26, 2005
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mud statue

racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker)
mommy look at the mud statue over there!
by racist555645646315634561321356 October 18, 2008
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diva-stated

when a gay man's spirits are crushed because their favorite female performer takes a nosedive personally, professionally or both.
I was diva-stated when Britney became a chunky monkey and had to see shrinks on a minutely basis so should could be deemed fit to take care of her children.
by AndyH5678 May 14, 2011
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carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.
We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.
by Belinda S. August 24, 2006
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Penn Stated

A highly popular term in the Pennsylvania area used to decribe a person being convinced to drink the most alcohol they have ever drank.
Usually used when the "convincer" is talking about the "convincee".
Usually a Penn Stater is used to turn a novice drinker into a pro.
"My roommate got Penn Stated last night! He had about 10 Peppermint Pattie shots, and 15 beers."
"Happy 21st Birthday! You're gettin' Penn Stated tonight!!"
(Waking up terribly hungover) "Jeez, I musta got Penn Stated hardcore last night.......who's this girl?"
by The World Famous July 8, 2006
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