squoppin

you have enough money to get by. you makin money, but you not baaaaallin.

yea she got squop. she squoppin wit five dollas in her left pocket.

by j.west November 2, 2008

Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016

Sqooning

This is a combination of the word squeal and swooning.

Me: What are you doing?

Friend: I am sqooning over crawfish gumbo.

by Voyagerborg June 10, 2016

Swooping

Sweeping while pooping

There was dirt in front of the toilet so I started swooping

by howyoudoin?? May 13, 2018

Swooping Magpie

A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.

Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.

Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.

by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022

Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011

calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.

Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.

by all worked up February 21, 2012