bi-squasher

a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.

Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!

dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide

dude: you're such a bi-squasher

by mansdudekah July 4, 2008

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 15, 2010

squishie

My nickname @ NCC

Hi! My name is Squishie

by Tom Smith October 7, 2003

squishee

a noob fucktard who sucks at everything possible, fuktard thinks he knows every, is only 12 years old, fucks and molests old men, thinks hes better than everyone and tries to suck is fucking small shitty cock thats soft and squishy. Brags like a fuck in front of sluts and fucks.

omgwtf dont be a squishee
suck cocks if ur a squishee

im a squishee fucktard.

by squishee gayfuck March 1, 2005

squisheegurl

a really hot, smart girl whos hates preps and loves the simpsons,who also is in band.
backround: the simpsons; a screen name

someone online

by do_shutup7 June 4, 2004

dickie squishie

When a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse...(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)

Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs....by the time all was said and done it wasn't hardly worth the effort!

by Rosie November 16, 2003

Scrotom Squinsher

A form of masturbating, or " wagging off. " Instead of just straight out boping the bishop, you squeeze your nuts.

" Damn, I was a Scrotom Squinsher last night!"

by Gaige February 4, 2007