Spongebob Squarepants

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

by Patriot Gaming March 5, 2015

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Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

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squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

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Square Biz

When someone is being very real. Serious. Straight talk.

All she'd have to do is even blink in my direction and I'd pack my stuff and we'd be gone. Square Biz!

by Miss Teque October 5, 2010

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Greydon Square

Greydon Square is a atheist rapper.

Hey man I was listening to Greydon Square the other day and damn, his lyrics make sense.

by JAStewart February 20, 2008

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squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.

Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

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