Rare disease that is transmitted when sexual contact occurs between a human and a small, bushy tailed rodent.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe i got squerpes.
Guy 2: Well what did you think would happen when you were fucking that squirrel?
Guy 2: Well what did you think would happen when you were fucking that squirrel?
by Dinosaur Penis April 12, 2008
Get the squerpes mug.A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE
Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”
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Get the Squelfish mug.The scientific phenomena of a highly effeminate man or manlike being metamorphing into a soccermom/girls soccer coach with his penis spontaneously changing into a whistle.
O dude! Did you hear that Steve got so into coaching those 3rd grade girls soccer team that he actually ended up as a Squella for gods sake!!
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An Extremely Moist Vagina - When a vagina becomes very moist that when being penetrated with objects or part of the anatomy its makes a noise that sounds like 'SQUELCH'
It is most Capital!
It is most Capital!
Ben: Hey, u have fun last night?
Jack: Yeh, sure did like
Ben: Does Jesmond have a squelchy?
Jack: Awwwww Yeahhhhhhhh!
Jack: Yeh, sure did like
Ben: Does Jesmond have a squelchy?
Jack: Awwwww Yeahhhhhhhh!
by Jack.. ; ) January 3, 2007
Get the Squelchy mug.Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)
Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...
by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008
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