3 definitions by Glorious Praisers

Risky Picks

The act of choosing which corpse to perform the sex act on after a major catastrophe.

Geez, after that plane crash, i was forced to wade through the risky picks.

by Glorious Praisers September 4, 2008

Polish Pride

Slang term for a miniscule penis. Popularized by Andy, certainly an owner of such and apendage

Dude, I knew Sally left you because of your polish pride, but Jesus, that thing is small!

by Glorious Praisers September 4, 2008

Squella

The scientific phenomena of a highly effeminate man or manlike being metamorphing into a soccermom/girls soccer coach with his penis spontaneously changing into a whistle.

O dude! Did you hear that Steve got so into coaching those 3rd grade girls soccer team that he actually ended up as a Squella for gods sake!!

by Glorious Praisers September 13, 2008