squinching

When you squint so hard your pussy farts

Oh man, Heather was squinching so hard trying to read that her pussy lips started to flap

by Self-five October 23, 2013

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

squelching

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

speeching

Talkin a bunch of B$llsh*t. Just plain out stupid stuff.

I hate talkin' to my man when he got a attitude cuz he be straight speechin'.

by Kyonna May 20, 2004

skeeching

When an individual searches through their carpet for lost drugs (usually when high or coming down. often in an obsessive and/or neurotic manner

When skip ran out of crack he immediately started skeeching through the floor for hours

by britishknight March 12, 2015

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008