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Bed Squeak Concert 

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.
"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."

Make my ass squeak 

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”
Make my ass squeak by anonymous September 21, 2021

Deep Squeak 

A guy farting and cumming at the same time.
On a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. The male is horny (as usual) and begs for a blow job. The girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. She was also a little horny. The male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. The girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his dick out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. As they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an orgasm he lets one rip. The force of the fart causes the male to cum in a violent manner. Thus creating a loud deep squeak.
Deep Squeak by Mr. Deep Squeak February 13, 2010

Honky-Squeak 

An up and coming underground sport of the suburbs, played in yards and parks, using simply softballs, tennis rackets, laundry baskets, and chairs tipped over on their sides. The object of the game is to knock the ball into the over turned chairs with your tennis racket. There is a mid way point in the field and the player with the ball is obligated to yell "honk" once they cross the line, but a turn over occurs if their opponent manages to yell "squeak" first. This usually results in the screaming of "Honk-Squeak" often sounding like "Honky-Squeak" giving the game its name.
Kid #1: "Hey, I'm sick of watching tv, wanna actually do something today?"

Kid #2: "Yeah, I'm down, wanna play basketball or something?"

Kid #1: "Nah, I'm kinda sick of that, I was thinking more Honky-Squeak?"

Kid #2: "Now you're talking, I'll be right over with my gear."
Honky-Squeak by Randillium March 2, 2011

bubble and squeak 

A slang word of British origin, roots unknown.

Slang for leftovers.
Brit 1: Eh chap, you gonna eat that bubble and squeak sometime?
Brit 2: Nah, you can have it!
Brit 1: *eats* OMIGOD, this stuff is shit-tastic!

Bubble and Squeak 

Slang for a specific sexual act in which one knocks a dolphin unconcious and proceeds to violate his/her blowhole.
Hey Todd give me some wet towels so this unconcious dolphin doesn't dry out during our bubble and squeak session.