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Spring branch middle school

We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.
by Bughumper69 May 26, 2018
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Sprankton

n. A disease you get from chewing too much.
"Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much. Are you trying to embarass me? So you dress like one of those goth chicks? Speak boy."
"Eeh wehh eh"
"Good boy. Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much."
by n0xi0n January 13, 2006
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scrainus

the soft patch of skin that is located between the scrotum and the anus. usually very wrinkled and has a tinge of brown due to it's close proximity to the anus. Its name derives from part scrotum + part anus = scrainus
example a: yesterday i had a terrible itch on my scrainus.
example b: dont you think paul bettinger's face looks like a scrainus?
by jfreakind August 30, 2007
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spring-roll compliment

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.
It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway
by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011
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Sprangly

An adjective describing the way an ostriches legs look while it runs. Can also refer to a state of mind relating to sleep deprivation, intoxication or general confusion.
An ostrich would need to wear a really long coat if it wanted to cover up its long sprangly legs.

She was talking so much nonsense, she was definitely sprangled.
by ostrichlady November 15, 2016
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Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.
I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics
by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020
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Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
by slyest January 19, 2012
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