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Spongebob

A cartoon that used to be what people DID and actually LOOKED FORWARD TO. It used to be funny, smart, creative, original, and actually just GOOD in it's own special day. Then they decided to make a movie. A movie which was FUCKING BOSS. Then I guess after that, the old director and creator quit, plus a bunch of old people and replaced them with new people who FUCKED IT UP. They have now basically turned it into an educational program, despite the fact that they took simple ideas (like a box for imagination) and rebooted it into stuff like Sandy needs to come up with a new idea for an invention or she'll get sent back to Texas.
Season 1: And now, the creator of Rocko's Modern Life...presents...SpongeBob Squarepants! "Spongebob is this cool new cartoon that I bet could get off the ground pretty soon." Season 2: Thanks to seeing a girl with a SpongeBob back-pack, show director Stephen Hillenburg presents an all new, Season 2!"If season 2 was not as good as the original Spongebob season, it was definitely better. Season 3: With the help of back-pack girl and Season 2, spongebob has now gotten off the ground and has pretty much immediately become one of the world's MOST POPULAR shows. It was not hard to produce and create the third season. "At first glance, may seem like it lost a bit of its luster, but watch it and you'll see that it contains just enough gold that made the first two.
Movie: Three season's have gone by of one of the most famous and popular shows. Our first movie is now open! "Lost quite a bit of viewers, but not me. It was a big leap for the show, after all. Apparently, Genius Stephen Hillenburg leaves the scene, and passes the job on to his cronies. Season 4: With Hillenburg out of the way, let's disgrace his name! "Strange. Beginning to take a turn for the dark." Seasons 5-6 "Now what's going on? You're losing your bluish glow." Seasons 7-Whatever the hell these people are mooping around with, I quit watching WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?!? It's wrong! It's wrong! It's all so WRONG!
by Alex4315 August 9, 2012
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Spongebob Squarepants

A good show about a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and is very happy, Loves his work, Has a best friend known as starfish patrick who has an IQ of 7 WTF?, and Cannot drive (Unless Blindfolded). (Riku Much)

He crys when he gets fired, He loves his job and never gets bored of it, Like Mariko from elfen lied because she liked killing almost everyone!
by BetterSkatez May 19, 2013
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SpongeBob Teeth

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.
Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.
by KImCobain April 10, 2015
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spongebob the musical

A work of art that really shows that anything can be great. Filled with impressions and Plankton rapping.
Dan: Did you go see Spongebob the musical?
Richard: Yeah it was great!
by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017
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spongebob squarepants

absorbing, yellow, squared, and porous. Extremly funny. He lives in bikini bottom in a pineapple under the sae together with his pet snail Gary. He isnt very bright, but together with his best friend patrick he actually seems pretty clever. He works for mr krabs by making krabby patty burgers. His neighbour work compadre squidward hates spongebob. plankton and sandy also lives in bikini bottom.

I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..

The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..
spongebob: wanna go jelly fishing patrick?
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!
by wizkey January 11, 2005
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Chinese Spongebob

Online video that depicts a "what-if" situation in the Spongebob Squarepants universe if Bikini Bottom happened to be situated in the People's Republic of China.

Here is a link to said video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ
Man 1: Yo, you watch any good youtube vids recently?

Man 2: Yeah, I saw Chinese Spongebob.

Man 1: I've seen that one before too! Hirarious rubber dog poop! Good stuff...
by T-Dawg of the Funk March 18, 2009
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Spongebob

Funniest cartoon character in years! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties!
Spongebob gives neighbor Squidward many headaches!
by Thrymm October 27, 2004
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