Different from leetspeak, AOL speak involves shortening words to the smallest form possible, such as shortening "you" and "your" to "u" and "ur."

It often is seen over other messaging programs, and it also is seen on internet message boards, much to the chagrin of readers who dislike the laziness associated with not typing the additional characters in longer posts, as the text becomes impossible to read.
"Your fly is down," translated: "ur fly is dn."
by Billfred January 30, 2005
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The dehumanizing belittling puposely-misinforming propaganda of greedy elitests who pretend to want less government in the hopes that the masses will not catch on that they actually need big government to sell to, big government to tax the masses, big government to lobby for and against, "freedom" to payoff politicians to lower their fair share of taxes. All in the hopes that you can forget what you learned through your faith, kindergarden, grade school, and high school that was decent, wholesome, fair, ethical and humane so you don't start a revolution like the French Revolution and end them.
"Those people in New Orleans deserve what they got." Barbara Bush-Interviewed one week after Huricane Katrina. True republican speak.

"Uh, I'll have to get back to you on that." Senator John McCain, The Maverick when asked asked how many properties he and his multi-millionaire wife owned.

The republican speak party is like a welfare crack mom. They want the government to pay for their well being. While doing and supporting illegal drugs and nothing for anybody else. Producing kids to make more money only for themselves while the kid starves looking at his 300 lb "mom." And then not want the government to tell them what to do once they got the money.
by psychobabbleculvercity March 14, 2011
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"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...
Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....
by tex WHITE November 28, 2019
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The pretentious, overly complex language used in business realms to describe simplistic ideas. Very similar to MBAese. The opposite of straight talk. Often used between business associates to confuse one another and make screwing one another over that much easier. The term originated on Wall Street, the center of business douchebaggery in the United States.
Person 1: "Well, this quarter we need to liquidate the losses, stakeholder, derivative, subprime lending, yada yada yada"

Person 2: "Man, just quit talking Wall Speak and get to the point."
by slicknick2208 November 1, 2011
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"Speaking in questions" is the annoying habit, in spoken English, where one (typically a woman) inflects (raises) her voice at the end of a sentence, as if she were asking a question.

It generally means that she is not sure about what she is saying.
Terri: I find it hard to believe that you find my speaking habits annoying?

Jim: Yes, I do.

Terri: I have doubts about the future of our relationship? It is as if you don't care?

Jim: Duh. Maybe you should stop speaking in questions.
by Mott_the_Hoople February 7, 2011
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Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.
Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".
by Slugworthy March 15, 2011
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A language spoken by "affluent" males (age 14 - 35) from Connecticut.
Phil said "Todd and I are going to play a quick game of squash on my private course, why don't you have your driver drop you off here".

Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"
by Ben Franklins February 7, 2008
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