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pornalog

pornalog-
Def. 1- the dialog between porn actors and actresses.
Def. 2- dialog that goes through a man's brain who has watched too much porn thinking that it's normal to approach or contact women expecting his pornalog to be delusionally recipricated in the exact way he watched it.
Well Mr. Jones, I know you love this house. I do, says Mr. Jones. How about if I sweeten the deal? Whatever do you mean super hot, no panty wearing, (great high heels btw), perfect d-size tanned real estate lady? Pornalog stops, gettin it on begins.

Ex 2. Uh, I really like this house. That's great Mr. Jones, should I put an offer in for you? Um, don't you want to sweeten the deal? Um, how so, Mr Jones? Um, forget it. Pornalog stops, Mr. Jones goes home to masturbate.
by psychobabbleculvercity April 6, 2011
mugGet the pornalogmug.

highheel-psycho

Women who put in their dating profile that a man must be taller than her and her largest pair of high heels. But wants a "serious" relationship or to be taken seriously.
Wow, that 5'4" highheel-psycho, has to have a man 6'5" to go with her shoes. She must be from Los Angeles or San Diego.
by psychobabbleculvercity March 30, 2011
mugGet the highheel-psychomug.

attorneys

The largest organized crime syndicate ever devised.
attorneys
hey lets pretend we care about people and help them in their greatest time of need. But we'll make it so complicated and expensive that we'll suck even more money from these stupid losers to make them feel even more stupid and completely helpless and poor that they won't even be able to buy bullets to go postal on everyone that deserves it.
by psychobabbleculvercity March 30, 2011
mugGet the attorneysmug.

thirty-two

Thirty-two.

The delusional age older desperate women think they can lie and get away with by applying makeup or styling their hair to cover up their almost 40 year old bodies in hopes to attract a man that may enjoy being around a woman who wants to share in a mutually delusional state of denial.
Man, who cares if she's thirty-two or 52. As long as she gives it up.
by psychobabbleculvercity April 2, 2011
mugGet the thirty-twomug.

filftag

filftag

a dating or facebook profile picture that includes a hotter, prettier friend than you.
damn, she's got some hot filftag going on there.
by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011
mugGet the filftagmug.

cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.
Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.
by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011
mugGet the cock-blockingmug.

troll land

troll land: the place where pathetic lonely angry trolls who own a computer live. They will subsequently invite you in to feed off your anger, lack of self control or restraint. And then make fun of you once you do. Further infuriating you and your delusional apathetic compliant belief system.
ex1. !@#$ troll sucked me into troll land again, I'm so stupid!

ex2. what do you mean lady gaga is a talentedless, media whore? Why don't you get a life you !@#$ piece of !@#$, and go !@#$ yourself, your mom is a !@#$ !@#$ bag of !@#$ I hope you !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ and your !@#$ dog, too! !@#$ you!
by psychobabbleculvercity April 7, 2011
mugGet the troll landmug.

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