sparklecrack

Any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. And once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they're fun and pretty and not much maintenance. Then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. Then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. Pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures...what have you.

It's not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.

by Slave to the Sparkle November 15, 2010

Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week

by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021

Silver Sparkle

Colour; can be used to add flair to belts, caps, socks, shoes, tights, pants, shirts, scarves, underwear, etc. Know to blind people when strategically placed to reflect sunlight.

Paul: "silver sparkle is NOT a colour".

Bridget: "It IS a colour because there is a crayola crayon. So quit arguing with me. I have the tatas, I make the rules!!"

by Winston.Spencer.Churchill April 20, 2010

Sparkle Berry

A fruit grown from the White Spruce in extremely cold temperatures that combines the flavors of a raspberry, strawberry and a blackberry

This sparkle berry is delicious!

by SparklingSparkleBerries June 16, 2010

Sparkle Snatcher

A lesbian or a gay person

That gay bar over there is full of sparkle snatchers.

by helloitsnaya April 19, 2011

Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.

'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'

by snaffles January 3, 2017

ass hot spankable

ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.

That girls is ass hot spankable.

by The master May 13, 2005