President Spanky

One of Donald Trump's nicknames: "President Spanky"

Donald Trump appreared on the 2006 Forbes 400 issue cover. The origins of "spanky" is from a tale of the porn star Stormy Daniels spanking Donald Trump.

It was brought to the public's attention on CNN by Richard Ben-Veniste.

"People are starting to refer to President Trump here in Washington behind his back by a new nickname. He's famous for giving nicknames. He's now know as 'Spanky', and that's not a good thing."

Mother Jones unearthed an email between two political consultants, for the origins of "President Spanky".

"Stormy says one time Trump made her sit with him for three hours watching 'shark week.' Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine."

by Kingdragonfly August 8, 2018

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

spankety spank

When you smack a girl's ass repeatedly.

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

spankypants

An affectionate nname from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

by sheryl williams December 24, 2007

spankees

tiny shorts you would wear under a uniform/cheerleading outfit, only more stretchy and see through

i saw that girls ass in spankees while she was stretching in her cheerleading outfit!

by hitt that April 23, 2005

spanker

Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.

Troll: "i know everything about quantum mechanics, evolutionary biology, general relativity, and medicine because I read it on Wikipedia".

Zoe: "spanker"...

by zoe28 November 7, 2009

spanked

To utterly defeat your enemy.

I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008