Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.

Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

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Soggy Muffin

A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.

I can win at soggy muffin against all you guys.

by judg3 May 5, 2004

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A flaccid feces-covered penis that is produced after the act of anal penetration. Note that the flaccid state of the penis may be caused by any number of situations, including but not limited to general disgust at the presence or aroma of fecal material or even simply returning to a flaccid state after ejaculation.

(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")

"Honey, why did you stop?"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"

"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"

by AnalMayhemSodomyBot August 26, 2009

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Soggy Petri Dish

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010

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