Soggy Martini

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.

Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!

by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012

soggy elephant

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.

Max whealy is a soggy elephant

by whealybin April 5, 2023

Soggy Cupcake

Shoving a limp penis in to a very wet vagina.

Dude she was wet as fuck, but I was too drunk to get it up, So I just gave her a Soggy Cupcake.

by Lefty317 September 27, 2017

Soggy Popcorn

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 13, 2003

Soggy Buffalo

A penis that is incapable of achieving an erection.

He had to take Viagra for his soggy buffalo.

by SignalNoise July 7, 2009

Soggy Floggins

When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.

Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.

Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.

by Harry Sugma March 13, 2019